Biden brutally roasted Trump at the annual correspondents' dinner

He praised journalists
Sleepy Don
Running against a six-year-old
Attacking Trump’s Gettysburg comments
An embarrassing speech
Mike Pence won’t endorse Trump
References to Stormy Daniels
Facing 34 charges in his hush money case
Roasting Trump’s Bible
“Trump is so desperate”
Turning to other topics
A more serious moment
Taking Trump’s words seriously
Focusing on what's at stake
Everyone has a role to play
Journalists are more important than ever
He praised journalists

Donald Trump was the butt of several jokes at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner but it was Joe Biden’s grilling that caught the attention of political analysts. Biden didn’t hold back when talking about the former president. 

Sleepy Don

Biden kicked off his little speech by thanking everyone who came but asked them to not be so loud because Trump was listening before joking saying “Sleepy Don. I kind of like that. I might use it again.” It was a quick and funny jab. 

Running against a six-year-old

However, Biden’s Sleep Don comment was the least vicious attack the President fired at his 2024 opponent. Biben joked that age was an issue in the campaign and then said he was “a grown man running against a six-year-old.”

Attacking Trump’s Gettysburg comments

The comment earned Biden laughter and applause but his next remarks sent the crowd into overdrive when he casually brought up the former president’s disastrous comments regarding the Battle of Gettysburg being beautiful.

An embarrassing speech

“Did you hear what Donald just said about the major Civil War battle?” Biden questioned the crowd. “Quote, ‘Gettysburg. Wow.’ Trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again.” But Biden didn’t stop there. 

Mike Pence won’t endorse Trump

The President quickly transitioned into more comments about age, saying that it was the only thing he and Trump had in common since his Vice President actually endorsed him for president. The quick comment earned Biden more laughter. 

References to Stormy Daniels

Biden went on to make a very funny illusion to Trump’s legal issues when he said: “I’ve had a great stretch since the State of the Union. But Donald has had a few tough days lately. You might call it stormy weather,” a reference to Trump’s Stormy Daniels troubles. 

Facing 34 charges in his hush money case

The former president is currently embroiled in a criminal trial in which Trump is facing 34 counts related to hush money payments he made to adult film star Stormy Daniels over their alleged affair ahead of the 2016 election according to NPR.  

Roasting Trump’s Bible

However, any recent roasting of Trump wouldn’t be complete without the mention of his recent attempt to sell an America-branded Bible and Biden went for the jugular when he referenced the former president’s religious-themed money-making scheme. 

“Trump is so desperate”

“Trump is so desperate, he started reading those bibles he’s selling. Then he got to the First Commandment, ‘You shall have no other Gods before me.’ That’s when he put it down and said, ‘This book is not for me,’” Biden said to the laughing crowd. 

Turning to other topics

Biden then turned his attention to Lauren Boebert, Fox News, and took a few swipes at himself before praising Saturday Night Live and thanking the free press for the job that they do, saying that they often risked their lives. Biden then turned back on Trump.

A more serious moment

“The defeated former President has made no secret of his attack on our democracy.  He has said he wants to be a ‘dictator on day one,’ and so much more,” Biden explained in a more serious tone. “He tells supporters he is their ‘revenge’ and ‘retribution.’” 

Taking Trump’s words seriously

“When in God’s name have you heard another president say something like that?  And he promised a ‘bloodbath’ when he loses again. We have to take this seriously. Eight years ago, you could have written it off as just Trump talk. But no longer. Not after January 6th.”

Focusing on what's at stake

Biden went on to say that he was not asking the country’s press to take sides but rather he wanted them to rise to the seriousness of the moment. He asked the press to move past the “horse race numbers” and “gotcha distractions” to focus on what’s at stake. 

Everyone has a role to play

“Every single one of us has roles to play — a serious role to play in making sure democracy endures — American democracy.  I have my role, but, with all due respect, so do you,” Biden told the crowd of assembled reporters and journalists. 

Journalists are more important than ever

“In the age of disinformation, credible information that people can trust is more important than ever.  And that makes you — and I mean this from the bottom of my heart — it makes you more important than ever,” Biden added. 

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